Flat vs. Poofy

I have decided that there are 2 types of women in the world...

There are the flat haired women, like myself, and there are the poofy haired women.

The flat haired women love their hair flat!!! The flatter the better!!! But no matter how good we think our hair looks, the poofy peeps still think we are obviously having a bad hair day. 

Take my sister-in-law for example, who is also my hairdresser 

She is obviously one of those poofy types!!

She tells me all the time "you need a haircut" which I have come to know means " girl ain't you got any body in that hair!!!"

NO I DON'T!!!! And I like that way!!! 

Not only do us flat do peeps like our hair flat, it is also incapable of poof and ends up looking like a tangle mess, before it returns to prepoof formation in less then ten minutes. 

I was blessed with a poofy hair step mom who was forever attempting to poof the in unpoofable!!!!

After many failed attempts and fights in the bathroom, consisting of me getting bonked on the head with the brush, this was her solution

A PERMED MULLET!!!!!! Really???!!!!

So to all my poofy peeps just wanted to let you know I love my flat hair and your proofing services aren't needed but thanks for your concern 😁